![]() There is no dance without the dancers.Which one of these is the non-smoking lifeboat?.Support bacteria -they’re the only culture some people have.If you are here -who is running hell?.Everybody repeat after me: “We are all individuals.”.Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?.If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?.Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.I would like to slip into something more comfortable -like a coma.Sure, I’d love to help you out… now, which way did you come in?.The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.When your only tool is a hammer, all problems start looking like nails.How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise MY hand!.The problem with sex in the movies is, that the popcorn usually spills.Under my gruff exterior lies an even gruffer interior.I think sex is better than logic, but I can’t prove it.Jesus loves you, it’s everybody else that thinks you’re an a….To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism to steal from many is research.The dogs bark but the caravan moves on.A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.Well, here I am! What are your other two wishes?.A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.Confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career.The last thing I want to do is insult you.Sounds like it’s time to get that Enterprise built!.My mind’s made up, don’t confuse me with facts.I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.If I want your opinion, I’ll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.Seen it all, done it all, can’t remember most of it.If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.Treat each day as your last one day you will be right.My conscience is clean - I have never used it.99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. ![]() Welcome to Utah: set your watch back 20 years.Bombs don’t kill people, explosions kill people.I started with nothing, and I still have most of it.I don’t have a solution, but I do admire the problem.When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane and going the wrong way.If nothing was learned, nothing was taught.Help stamp out, eliminate and abolish redundancy!.You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes, and you will learn a lot today.The problem with trouble shooting is that trouble shoots back. ![]() UPDATE (16 September 2014): We have written a post on some more short one line status for use on Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp etc. UPDATE (16 December 2016): A set of clever one liner quotes for your Facebook bio is also available now. Here are the best WhatsApp status in one line as per my liking: (And yes, I am going to keep on adding more in every few days! The current list is given below)… So, I thought of doing a research and prepare a list of some cool status quotes (mostly in one line) that you can use as status. Although, for some users WhatsApp status is not a very important thing (yours truly is one of them!) but majority of folks wants to show-off some cheeky, intelligent-crafted one liner status messages in their WhatsApp profiles. Talking about language, the app provides facility to set a WhatsApp Status message for yourself. Wide use of non-English languages also shows the depth this app has gained among masses. Now people have begun to use WhatsApp on their computers also. You may have observed it, a lot of people are mostly seen online on WhatsApps. WhatsApp is on the way to completely eliminate the term “texting” and replace it with “apping”. Especially, this mobile app has caught the fancy of younger generation. WhatsApp is probably the world’s most popular mobile chat client.
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